Behold the most jarring, contextless push notification I've ever received

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guy whose favorite number is 1 and his favorite character is mario his favorite band is the coldplay

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Understandable

beekirbydrawsstuff:
“UH OH! YOU [Got Your Toothpaste!]? LET’S GET ONE THING [crystal clear]… I CAN BRUSH MY TEETH [All Alone On A Fried Egg Night] OKAY!
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UH OH! YOU [Got Your Toothpaste!]? LET’S GET ONE THING [crystal clear]… I CAN BRUSH MY TEETH [All Alone On A Fried Egg Night] OKAY!

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HUGE shoutout to these two

himbofisher:
“NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE A [[Big Shit]]!
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NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE A [[Big Shit]]!

Breaking Bad is about the horrors of baldness and how it warps the psyche

girl nervously googling “top ten normal objects to own”