guy whose favorite number is 1 and his favorite character is mario his favorite band is the coldplay
Understandable
![beekirbydrawsstuff:
“UH OH! YOU [Got Your Toothpaste!]? LET’S GET ONE THING [crystal clear]… I CAN BRUSH MY TEETH [All Alone On A Fried Egg Night] OKAY!
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UH OH! YOU [Got Your Toothpaste!]? LET’S GET ONE THING [crystal clear]… I CAN BRUSH MY TEETH [All Alone On A Fried Egg Night] OKAY!
HUGE shoutout to these two
![himbofisher:
“NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE A [[Big Shit]]!
”](https://64.media.tumblr.com/cd0fe3d1e8acfebe47c6acec394f5c44/46b20de7ae89ce12-d5/s1280x1920/e96c02885b510c3124f993bf28fa37f673e68479.jpg)
NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE A [[Big Shit]]!
Breaking Bad is about the horrors of baldness and how it warps the psyche
girl nervously googling “top ten normal objects to own”
Behold the most jarring, contextless push notification I've ever received